Nu er jeg bare træt af alle de diskussioner om hvem der er sejest/whatever, så her kommer den ultimative afstemning.
Hvem er bare den mest "kulte"?
Personligt er Chuck Norris bare The Man 
Edit:
Nu har jeg også fået de resterende med 
Og husk, I har kun 1 stemme 
Kan kun sige én ting (med risiko for at blive erklæret nynazist):
All heil das Technoviking! haha...
Ligger lidt imellem Chuck, Bruce og van damme.
Edit* stemte Bruce Lee for han er bare alt for nasty i combat.
Har stemt Bruce Lee. Cirkelspark lige i fjæset, ja sgu! 
Van damme er nok den fedeste i combat, også crocodile dundee er bare sej .. Men stemte nok chuck norris pga. alle de dumme jokes der findes på nettet med ham, kan jeg sgu altid grine af
QuoteDisplay MoreChuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Har lige genset Die Hard 4.0 idag så stemte selvfølgelig Joch McClane
Selvfølgelig McClane - mere badass politimand er svær at finde!
Det må da være Chuck
"Before the Boogieman goes to sleep. he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris"
Det største kult-gut er da Chuck Norris - Ingen tvivl om det!
Chuck Norris went to the moon years before Neil Armstrong, only with the aid of rope.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a remote control for his tv, he just tells it what he wants to watch.
Chuck Norris made the Never Ending Story end.
U.S. never dropped any bombs on Hiroshima, Chuck Norris was just visiting while accidentily having a bad day.
The Nobel Price Of Violence actually exists, but Chuck Norris wins it every year, and so nobody cares about it anymore.
QuoteDisplay MoreOprindeligt indlæg af Mikkel
Det største kult-gut er da Chuck Norris - Ingen tvivl om det!
Chuck Norris went to the moon years before Neil Armstrong, only with the aid of rope.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a remote control for his tv, he just tells it what he wants to watch.
Chuck Norris made the Never Ending Story end.
U.S. never dropped any bombs on Hiroshima, Chuck Norris was just visiting while accidentily having a bad day.
The Nobel Price Of Violence actually exists, but Chuck Norris wins it every year, and so nobody cares about it anymore.
Haha han er for badass 
QuoteDisplay MoreOprindeligt indlæg af Mikkel
Det største kult-gut er da Chuck Norris - Ingen tvivl om det!
Chuck Norris went to the moon years before Neil Armstrong, only with the aid of rope.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a remote control for his tv, he just tells it what he wants to watch.
Chuck Norris made the Never Ending Story end.
U.S. never dropped any bombs on Hiroshima, Chuck Norris was just visiting while accidentily having a bad day.
The Nobel Price Of Violence actually exists, but Chuck Norris wins it every year, and so nobody cares about it anymore.
Rettelse:
U.S. never dropped any atomic bombs over Hiroshima. Chuck Norris simply jumped out of an airplane and punched the ground.
Chuck ftw!
Bruce lee ftw !!!!! he pwn teh world
LoL Chuck Norris da...
han er alt for 1337
Tror Bruce Lee er alt for hurtig til chuck, og lad os nu bare være ærlige bruce havde altså syg vilde muskler.
Chuck Norris da ingen tvivl
Tweak vrimler med fanboys. 