Du kan regne med at det bliver en dårlig dag hvis

Heh, de var nu meget gode

haha, go' grinner

Nr. 11 har jeg faktisk prøvet

^omg! LOL!

Nogle af dem ret gode, andre ret dårlige.

det er da altid rart med lidt griner en gang i mellem da

Mange af dem er jo gode gamle klassikkere, som de absolut ikke bliver dårligere af, lige en stak engelske med et par gengangere:

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• Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.
  

  
  

• The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
  

  
  

• You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
  

  
  

• You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
  

  
  

• Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
  

  
  

• You find your sons GI Joe doll dressed in drag.
  

  
  

• You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out
  of the city.
  

  
  

• Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
  

  
  

• Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grape-
  fruit down the toilet.
  

  
  

• You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead
  of deodorant.
  

  
  

• You discover that your 12-year-old's idea of humor is putting crazy glue
  in your Preparation H
  

  
  

• You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
  

  
  

• You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night
  ...and there aren't any.
  

  
  

• It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
  

  
  

• You wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that
  you just bought a waterbed.
  

  
  

• Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue.
  

  
  

• Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
  

  
  

• The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
  

  
  

• You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
  

  
  

• You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your
  business.
  

  
  

• Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
  

  
  

• Your income tax refund check bounces.
  

  
  

• You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
  

  
  

• You compliment the boss' wife on her unusual perfume and she isn't
  wearing any.
  

  
  

• You need one bathroom scale for each foot.
  

  
  

• You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight
  and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
  

  
  

• The restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes...and no one
  has touched it.
  

  
  

• Nothing you own is actually paid for.
  

  
  

• You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk clerk,
  bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party for your new spouse.
  

  
  

• You receive a 150-page instruction booklet on how to save money...from
  the electric company.
  

  
  

• Airline food starts to taste good.
  

  
  

• Your mother approves of the person you are dating.
  

  
  

• Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
  

  
  

• You have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.
  

  
  

• You realize that you have memorized the back of your cereal box.
  

  
  

• You take longer to get over sex than you did to have it.
  

  
  

• Your cat abandons the nice box you prepared for her and has her kittens
  in your dresser drawer.
  

  
  

• Everyone loves your driver's license picture.
  

  
  

• You realize that the phone number on the bathroom wall of the bar is
  yours.
  

  
  

• Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.
  

  
  

• Your aunt Maddie, who has two poodles and a chihuahua, tells you that
  her doctor just recommended plenty of rest in a warm, dry climate...and
  you live in Arizona.
  

  
  

• The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.
  

  
  

• You look out the window of the airplane and the Goodyear Blimp is gain-
  ing on you.
  

  
  

• The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
  

  
  

• People think you are 40...and you really are.
  

  
  

• You are pigging out at McDonald's by yourself and the manager orders the
  numbers on the sign outside changed.
  

  
  

• Your new lover calls to tell you "Last night was terrific." And you
  remember that you were home by yourself.
  

  
  

• Everyone is laughing but you.

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Originally posted by Grus
8:Din kæreste vågner op og er liderlig og du selv har hovedpine.

I modsætning til kvinder, kan mænd godt have sex og hovedpine samtidig

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Originally posted by Foxx

I modsætning til kvinder, kan mænd godt have sex og hovedpine samtidig

og forstår det ik... sex er den bedste kur mod hovedpine

Arr.. Må nu sige at man godt kan ha for ondt i hovedet til sex.. Med mindre i bare ligger på ryggen og småsover, så det selvfølgelig klart at hovedpine ikke er så slemt .

Og synes de var ganske gode! Mange af dem gamle, men stadig gode

Og nu hvor vi har fat i de gamle, så er denne nu også sjov at læse en gang om året

25 måder, at have det sjovt på mens du kører i bil:

Varier din bils hastighed omvendt proportionalt med hastighedsgrænsen.
Rul vinduerne ned og spil Radioavisen virkelig højt, begynd at headbange.
Ved lyskryds: kig mistænksomt på personen i bilen ved siden af. Lås så bildørene.
Et ord: Kyllingekostume.
Skriv "Hjælp mig" med rød maling i bagruden. Jo mere det ligner blod, desto bedre.
Før samtaler hvor du jævnligt kigger på passagersædet mens du kører alene.
Grin højt og meget. Rigtig højt og rigtig meget!
Stop for grønt lys.
Kør for rødt.
Vink engang i mellem med en handskedukke ud af vinduet.
Spis mad der kræver bestik.
Overhal biler, kør så meget langsomt efter du har overhalet.
Syng med - uden at have radioen tændt.
Dyt jævnligt uden grund.
Vink til folk. Hvis de vinker tilbage, så kig vredt på dem.
Lad fodgængerne se hvem det er der bestemmer!
Kig dig hele tiden tilbage med et paranoidt udtryk i ansigtet.
Pil næse når du holder for rødt (det gør 90% alligevel).
Sluk og start motoren ved hvert eneste lyskryds.
Hæng talløse luftfriskere i dit bakspejl. Tal til dem og kærtegn dem kærligt.
Kast brændende ting ind af vinduerne til rygere som smider deres skodder ud af vinduet.
Når du holder ved kryds, tis ud af vinduet på bilerne ved siden af.
Mal din bil med okkulte symboler.
Hav mindst 5 katte i bilen.

Haah de var nu meget gode.

Haha allesammen er bare for gode

hehe monster grineren...!

Go griner..

Skal lige hilse at sige at nr. 8 ikke er sjov.. Been there

jo de er kanon grineren det sys min mor os

Citat fra "urbananen"

Rul vinduerne ned og spil Radioavisen virkelig højt, begynd at headbange.

det skal prøves engang... bare for at se hvordan folk reagerer

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Originally posted by Foxx

det skal prøves engang... bare for at se hvordan folk reagerer

Jeg vil årøve den kl 7 om morgenen i S-toget, med radion på højtaler fra mobilen

2'eren, never gonna happen.

haha