Afrikanske svindler - fup dem!

  • Hehe...



    Kunne ikke lade være.... Jeg er så træt af de der mails fra afrikanske homoer som vil have penge... så jeg startede med at skrive skirive tilbage til nogen af dem.


    Jeg er nået så langt...:



    T.Joseph Malinga
    to me

    Compliments of the day to you,please i write to let you no that i am waiting to hear from you as soon as you get this mail.

    Today the security company (Matyida security inc) here in south Africa, we forward the pallet containing the total money to their affiliate office in Netherland and I would be given you the netherland contact details.

    Send your Fax and telephone number including your full name as it will be use to prepare the Letter of Authority and also to forward it to the security company in Netherland for intruducing you as my representative to enable you claim the money on my behalf.

    And please confirm the receive of this mail if you have given me go ahead to send you the dopisite cetificate documents because i have the original copys with me
    best Regards.



    JusT GiZzZa <xxx@gmail.com> wrote:


    Hello Sir, ofcourse I am with you! Its sound perfectly, now just tell me what to do?




    On 2/27/06, T.Joseph Malinga <mycomesoontjm@yahoo.com> wrote:


    Attention: Mr. Gizza


    Sir,


    Thanks for your mail. You did mention in your mail that your interest and willingness is unequivocal, so I am much elated that you are willing to joint to assist me for a
    reward.


    But you must understand that you need not begin by telling your bank you are expecting large sums of money otherwise the bank legal department would be alerted and would definitely raise eye brow when the money arrives in your account. So the best is to keep it to your self until the money arrives there since we have enough documents to back up the total money concerned.



    With respect to what need to be done and how to go about the business successfully, we shall both follow this procedure of; I shall ask my lawyer to draft a power of attorney from me to you empowering you to fully represent me in respect of the possession of the fund and take over to your account and assist me invest part of the money as I may direct further. If you will like it we could also make another agreement as in how the money shall be shared between us and how you will secure my own
    in your custody.


    I shall instruct the security company in South Africa to move the pallet containing the money to their corresponding bureau in Europe with all the relevant documents, I will give you to enable you to claim easily. If we try to have anything done here with the money the South African authority might know and set up enquiry that might lead removal of my political refugee shield and my attendant repatriation to Liberia for indictment.


    Immediately you take possession you will assist me to secure resettlement to your country with my house hold. All these I had suggested are subject to your review and attendant amendment if necessary. But no reproach or further clarity you give go ahead to start here.


    You immediate reply is being anticipated soon


    Thanks


    Tutu



    From: "JusT GiZzZa" < xxx@gmail.com>
    To: Joseph
    Subject: Re: Hello.
    Date: Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:12:53 +0100


    i am really interested...


    but how are we gonna do it correctly?


    what am i going to tell my bank about those "big" money?


    On 2/24/06, Mr Joseph.

    Dear,


    PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE;

    I know you will be surprised to receive this letter.

    First I must Introduce myself; I am Mr.Tutu J.Malinga, of the Republic of
    Liberia (West African Republic) and the Chief Security Adviser to Charles
    Taylor, former President of the Republic of Liberia, who was forced to
    resign on August 11,2003 by the United states Of America and other African
    States for the sake of peace after fourteen years of ravaging civil war in
    Liberia. Charles Taylor is currently on exile.


    I got your address through the South African Information Exchange (S.A.I.E.).For
    fourteen years today there has always been growing opposition and rebellion
    against Charles Taylor.

    Earlier last year the advancement of the rebels toward the capital
    Monrovia has been unstoppable because of the support the rebels receive from
    countries, which are against Taylor and his policies. Due to this war, on
    the 23rd February 2003, was mandated by the president to proceed to South
    Africa, to purchase ammunition from the Arms Manufacturing Company In South
    Africa (ARMSCO) to fight the rebels. This mandate and instruction was backed
    up with US$42. Million (Forty Two Million United States Dollars) in cash,
    and was delivered by diplomatic immunity into South Africa. I have already
    purchased the first batch of ammunition at the sum of US$30 Million (Thirty
    Million United States Dollars), which was delivered in June, and was
    negotiating for the purchase of the second batch when the president was
    forced to go on exile.


    I saw this as a golden opportunity to divert this money. I have already
    deposited this balance of US$12 Million (Twelve Million United States
    Dollars) with a security Company, without declaring the actual content of
    the consignment. I am presently residing here as a refugee. The financial
    laws of South Africa do not allow a refugee to operate an account. In view
    of this, coupled with the way the money was acquired, I have decided not to
    invest this fund in South Africa, and solicit for the assistance of a
    reliable and trustworthy international business man who can assist me to
    recieve this fund,in overseas for investment.


    For your efforts, I am prepared to offer you 25% of the total sum while if
    you will assist me recieve this money into your overseas account. I have
    also set aside 5% of the total money for expenses that might be incurred
    during the process of this recieve, and 70% will be for my investment in a
    profitable venture in your country or anywhere else you may advice.


    From the above, you will understand that my entire life and future depends
    on this amount, as such I shall be very grateful if you can assist me.
    Please note that this transaction is risk-free,as I have all the documents
    from


    The security Company,the major thing I demand from you is absolute
    assurance that the money will be safe when transferred into your account.


    If you can be of assistance, kindly contact me Also send me your privat
    fax and phone numbers for easier communication and confidentiality of this
    transaction. Yours Sincerely,
    Mr.Tutu J.Malinga ,






    JusT GiZzZa



    My name is Martin B.
    and you can call me at this number: 33141448, just ask after "svindler"



    On 2/28/06, T.Joseph Malinga <mycomesoontjm@yahoo.com> wrote:


    Dear friend,
    Compliments of the day to you,please i write to let you no that i am waiting to hear from you as soon as you get this mail.

    Today the security company (Matyida security inc) here in south Africa, we forward the pallet containing the total money to their affiliate office in Netherland and I would be given you the netherland contact details.

    Send your Fax and telephone number including your full name as it will be use to prepare the Letter of Authority and also to forward it to the security company in Netherland for intruducing you as my representative to enable you claim the money on my behalf.


    And please confirm the receive of this mail if you have given me go ahead to send you the dopisite cetificate documents because i have the original copys with me
    best Regards.

  • Hehe ja de er træls. Min mor fik en hvor de bad om penge til et "godt" formål, jeg forslog hende at sende en af de omdiskuterede billeder fra Jyllands posten. Men det ville hune ikke hehe :D

  • Haha....



    "Please send me your passpot phone copy, is for introduce you as my representative, to enable you claim the money from the security company, on my behalf."



    Se hans "passport"... har sQ lyst til at redigere og sætte en politibetjents billede på og sende tilbage....


  • Du skulle sgu næsten gøre det :D


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  • Quote

    Originally posted by zweb.dk
    hehe


    hvorfor sender de aldrig mail til mig :(


    Det skal du da være glad for. Jeg får dem heller aldrig.

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  • LOL.... Hmm hvad hvis det var rigtigt :boxed: Haha men hold kæft han staver dårligt... Jeg tror jeg havde givet ham nummeret på et taletids kort og hvis han ringede, prøve og udgive mig for mogens glistrup...!

  • Quote

    Originally posted by FlowingLil
    LOL.... Hmm hvad hvis det var rigtigt :boxed: Haha men hold kæft han staver dårligt... Jeg tror jeg havde givet ham nummeret på et taletids kort og hvis han ringede, prøve og udgive mig for mogens glistrup...!



    haha....



    Jeg har givet ham nummeret til Station City... (Politiet)

  • Hahaha.... Update....:


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    On 3/10/06, T.Joseph Malinga <mycomesoontjm@yahoo.com> wrote:


    Dear,
    Thanks for your mail, you did not tell me that you are a police officer.
    because i call you yesterday your colligue told me that they have three Mr Martin B.
    So send me how i can reach you on your tellephone.

    The security company has contacted me for the claim of money, so act fast.


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    Haha... lader til at han stadig vil gennemføre det....


    Nå men så må jeg jjo skrive at han skal spørge efter "fraud investigatorne"
    når han ringer til det nummer igen. :))