Top 30 facts om Chuck Norris
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De er fandme sjove
Se evnt også den originale med Vin Diesel eller den med Mr. T
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"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right nuts."
"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."
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Vin Diesel:
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirtyMr. T
http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirtyQuoteThe last time Mr. T and Chuck Norris teamed up, Atlantis sunk.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Originally posted by SlackeR
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Jeg er færdighehe
Nogle er også lidt mere mystiske 
QuoteWhen Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
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Originally posted by ZeroKill3r
hehe
Nogle er også lidt mere mystiske Hehe ja, det må man sgu sige
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Originally posted by ZeroKill3r
hehe
Nogle er også lidt mere mystiske Ja mystiske og underlige er de alle sammen
QuoteWhen the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Some believe that Mr. T. is unintelligent because he uses what we believe to be made up words like jibba jabba. However those words are the answers to the most complicated mathematical problems in the universe. Mr. T. has known this his entire life and does not tell anyone because ones brain would implode if you tried to comprehend the question. Mr. T. pities those who try.
haha
husk det børn: Jibba Jabba er svaret
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faldt lige over denne side..
det mere eller mindre de samme... men lidt mere overskuelige..
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De er sq fede nok
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Originally posted by dx7r
faldt lige over denne side..det mere eller mindre de samme... men lidt mere overskuelige..
"Top Ten" - og så er der 11??
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En veninde er helt vild med Chuck Norris.
Hun bliver dødeligt fornærmet, når jeg kalder ham Boris Becker, så det gør jeg ofte... -
Det er fandeme lang tid siden jeg har grint så meget. Godt jeg ikke har så mange kunder her til aften....
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Den her passer faktisk, en model af Norris skulle faktisk være med i Street fighter II, Han skulle godt nok ligne sig selv (så godt man nu kunne dengang), men han skulle egentlig forestille Guile's bror, eller noget i den stil... Allerede under alpha stadiet blev han af ukendte grunde fjernet, det eneste "move" han havde på det tidspunkt var "roundhouse kick", deraf denne fact.
mener selv jeg havde set en artikel et eller andet sted om det. Med screenshots og det hele.
(det var så ikke den "glitch" der gjorde at han blev slettet)
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haha geniale sider...
Man forstår nu why dolph elsker denne mand