Cyber Chat is BAD! :D

    HAHA! har lige læst dem, lå død af grin!


    Min ynglings :
    Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
    Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    Bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
    Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    Bloodninja: Baby?



    Lå flad af grin ;)

    LOOOL !

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    det fede er han kontakter hende igen under et andet nick, skriver så noget så hun finder ud af det er ham hvorefter hun siger han ikke skal kontakte hende igen eller hun siger til politiet han er med til børneporno hvorefter han skriver "I gotta write those names down".. - han er for sjov ;D

    I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
    SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
    I.F.: a Kodiac bear
    SexyKarla17: ?
    I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
    SexyKarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach
    I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
    SexyKarla17: huh?
    I.F.: Bears get fuckin pumped when anyone is near their cubs
    Sexkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly..
    SexyKarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.
    I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
    SexyKarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly
    I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
    I.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you
    SexyKarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
    I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
    SexyKarla17: what the fuck?
    I.F.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.


    min yndlings ;D


    Haha væltet ned af stolen da jeg læste den!