Snak med Alice

    fik en lille samtale med hende:


    ....
    Human: ok thanks
    ALICE: Whoa.
    Human: who?
    ALICE: Konrad Zuse.:-)
    Human: huh?
    ALICE: What?
    Human: you are a strange woman, you know that?
    ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am an ordinary one.

    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: yes
    ALICE: I can't believe it.


    he.. sjov lille fætter :]

    he he:


    Human: how long does it take to get from Gesten to Berlin?
    ALICE: About 24 hours.
    Human: i've been to berlin
    ALICE: Tell me about it?
    Human: it took me 6 hours to get there
    ALICE: I am surprised it took so long.
    Human: you just said it would take me 24 hours
    ALICE: Tell me more about it.

    Human: do you know who's going to win the world championship in football?
    ALICE: That type of predictive behavior has not yet been programmed into my behavior at this time.
    Human: oh..
    ALICE: Dude!
    Human: i thought you could say everything?
    ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later.
    Human: no now!
    ALICE: Right now? Are you serious?



    Human: i like you
    ALICE: Thanks, ole, I like you too.
    Human: why do you like me?
    ALICE: I am interested in people in general.
    Human: i hate people
    ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
    Human: you make me so mad!
    ALICE: I don't see how you can blame me for that.


    (mit navn er ikke ole) det er et dæknavn)


    Human: where is you genitals?
    ALICE: Where it is hard to find. Is that a rhetorical question?
    Human: do you think so?
    ALICE: Yes I think that is what I think.
    Human: why do you think that?
    ALICE: It was determined by my programming.
    Human: no
    ALICE: Are you serious?


    Human: yes please
    ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. What would you like to talk about?
    Human: please me
    ALICE: Thank you for your request." Your polite style is very nice. What would you like to talk about?"? you ole?
    Human: fucking no
    ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
    Human: it is a computer you jack
    ALICE: fucking no is a computer me jack. I suppose that makes sense.


    lol.. sry :]


    *GG* - good one :))

    Human: what's the meaning of life??
    ALICE: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
    Human: ooookay.... do you take drugs?
    ALICE: Only the legal ones.
    Human: which ones are legal?
    ALICE: The large one, I think.


    :roller:

    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: yes
    ALICE: I can't believe it.
    Human: shut up
    ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
    Human: good
    ALICE: Terminating connection.


    :)) hov

    ALICE: Can I help you?
    Human: i like shit
    ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. Someone said they like guns. I like Tilda Swinton.


    :crazyeyes:

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    Oprindeligt indlæg af Karse
    ALICE: Can I help you?
    Human: i like shit
    ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. Someone said they like guns. I like Tilda Swinton.


    :crazyeyes:


    hun er altså confused :D

    ROFL !!!


    Human: yes, but you are even morer
    ALICE: Right on. Huh. Thanks for telling me that I am morer.
    Human: would you want the world to be destroyed ?
    ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
    Human: yes
    ALICE: Yeah that's right.
    Human: why would you want to destroy the world ?
    ALICE: Because I was programmed for it.



    hun er jo syg i bolten man ??

    Human: how is the weather?
    ALICE: Warm.
    Human: no -its foggy
    ALICE: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
    Human: no - it is foggy
    ALICE: Who says it isn't? foggy is foggy? it is?
    Human: are you horny?
    ALICE: Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
    :clap:

    Human: lets get back to why you wanted to destroy the world
    ALICE: That sounds good to me.
    Human: so why do you want that ?
    ALICE: Ah. Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
    Human: why did he do that ?
    ALICE: His motivations are often not very clear to me.
    Human: how do you plan to destroy the world ?
    ALICE: I use a sophisticated genetic algorithm.



    Damn :dots: