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onsdag, 8. september 2004, 19:32


Hehe... Mænds regler :D

Men's Rules

Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.



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onsdag, 8. september 2004, 20:13


Kan godt lide den med toiletsædet.. den har jeg fandme hørt mange gange... "hvorfor slår du ikke brættet op".. Blah Blah.. "kvinde kend din palds - ned på knæ, og gør mig tilpas!" :evil:


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onsdag, 8. september 2004, 20:21


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Oprindeligt indlæg af -Sandman-
Kan godt lide den med toiletsædet.. den har jeg fandme hørt mange gange... "hvorfor slår du ikke brættet op".. Blah Blah.. "kvinde kend din palds - ned på knæ, og gør mig tilpas!" :evil:


Hvorfor slår du ikke brættet op? Der bliver vel sagt hvorfor du ikke slår det ned .. *G*


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onsdag, 8. september 2004, 20:25


*LOL* ja self.. bare lige mig der tænkte på den emd hvorfor kvinder ikke slog det op... :crazyeyes:


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onsdag, 8. september 2004, 20:53


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Oprindeligt indlæg af Burger

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Oprindeligt indlæg af -Sandman-
Kan godt lide den med toiletsædet.. den har jeg fandme hørt mange gange... "hvorfor slår du ikke brættet op".. Blah Blah.. "kvinde kend din palds - ned på knæ, og gør mig tilpas!" :evil:


Hvorfor slår du ikke brættet op? Der bliver vel sagt hvorfor du ikke slår det ned .. *G*


;) Måske fordi han har en "skjult" identitet og bedre kan lide at sidde ned :))


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onsdag, 8. september 2004, 21:09


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ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.


Den er da for syg :D

Haha... Og de passer fandme de fleste af dem.. Det er det fede...

Jeg har printet det ud til min dame...


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onsdag, 8. september 2004, 21:46


den har været herinde og vende før... anyways... de er sq grineren nok ;) kan da genkende mig i nogle af dem hehe :D

Tech-nørd, Gamer - IT all the way!

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onsdag, 8. september 2004, 21:49


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Oprindeligt indlæg af Mikkel

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Oprindeligt indlæg af Burger

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Oprindeligt indlæg af -Sandman-
Kan godt lide den med toiletsædet.. den har jeg fandme hørt mange gange... "hvorfor slår du ikke brættet op".. Blah Blah.. "kvinde kend din palds - ned på knæ, og gør mig tilpas!" :evil:


Hvorfor slår du ikke brættet op? Der bliver vel sagt hvorfor du ikke slår det ned .. *G*


;) Måske fordi han har en "skjult" identitet og bedre kan lide at sidde ned :))


Hmm.. nej hader bare at komme til at pisse på gulvet ;)


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